The High Heat

JA League Leaders-
Runs Created- Sean Mack 8th
Hits- Sean Mack 4th
Doubles- Sean Mack 8th
Triples- Sean Mack 8th
Home Runs- Sean Mack 7th
RBIs- Sean Mack 10th
Runs- Sean Mack 1st
Stolen Bases- Sean Mack 2nd
Extra Base Hits- Sean Mack 5th
Total Bases- Sean Mack 5th

Games Started- Landon Dailey 6th
Losses- Landon Dailey 1st
Quality Starts- Landon Dailey 6th
Runs Allowed- Landon Dailey 4th
Hits Allowed- Landon Dailey 10th
Strike Outs- Landon Dailey 2nd
Walks- Landon Dailey 5th
Runners /9IP- Landon Dailey 10th
Ks /9IP- Landon Dailey 3rd
Opponents Average- Landon Dailey 9th

All Star Appearance?
Sean Mack- yes
Landon Dailey- no

Landon, just quit while your not too far behind. Your turning yourself into a bigger joke than you became when you threw your big hissy fit on the mound a few months back. Seriously, shut up. Obviously the radiation from whatever they do in that little hell hole of Area 51 has caused some brain damage in you.

I don't drive a hummer. I don't like hummers... Wait, I like hummers, but not the driving kind... wait... ok, you get what I mean. Ooh, I take advantage of my local celebrity to date starlettes and go to big events. You know what? When you play a big part on one of the best teams in the league, that tends to happen. I have never worn an Armani suit. I'm 17-years-old. I'm about five years from that. Give it time. I still show up to the clubhouse in shorts and a t-shirt. Pretty simple really. I know your a bit jealous of guys that are successful, but let it go man.

You were right on one thing though. Miley Cyrus is annoying. As many know she was at the last couple games against Omaha. Both went poorly. She was excited about me scoring a run and stealing a base in the first game... well, I don't kiss and tell. But then after my O-fer in our blowout loss she was trying to be all comforting and supportive. That crap drives me nuts. It's one game, let it go. We have another game today, by the way, your not invited. Maybe I'll call you in a couple days. Maybe I won't. We'll see.

We're not playing very well right now, but we only need to win 12 more games to clinch the division, and 9 more to clinch a playoff berth. We also have John Bush back, so as everyone gets used to having him back in the lineup, we should be a very scary team again heading into the playoffs.

What to watch for: Landon Dailey is scheduled to pitch 9/21 against us. Should be a fun game. Expect some high heat.

Clearing the air

First off, I want to send my deepest condolences to Cap Naismith. I know I've said some mean things about you, but you were always a great competitor and I have the utmost respect for you in that regard. I hope that doctor is able to work some magic and sometime down the road we'll be able to meet again on the field... and I'll be able to throw out fun/harsh remarks, and everything will be merry again. Here's to a solid recovery, and if that's not what was in the cards for you, I hope you have a prosperous life. You deserve it.

Not that it's good to wish an injury upon anyone, but the whole torn rotator cuff thing was going to happen to someone, wouldn't a better candidate have been that clown Landon Dailey? Does this guy even think about what he's saying ever? I've never heard that much swearing since I saw Resevoir Dogs. The funny thing is that he throws his little fits on the mound too. He doesn't get a call and he starts moping. The second time he starts swearing and crying. I've thought about bringing kleenex's to the game for him. Seriously Landon? You'd blow your brains out if you had to play on the same team as me? I hope at some point in time you get traded to the Crush, just so we could all see you do it. I'd put big money on the fact that no brains would come out. It would just be one hollow hole. Your 8-15 kid, shut your mouth.

On to happier subjects, Brenda Song and I are no more. Well, haven't really been for a few weeks now. Never really were I guess. Just two kids having fun is what we were. That said, with school starting up for most people my age, I have a personal tutor. What does this have to do with Brenda and I being no longer? Well, this tutor happens to be the same one that tutors Miley Cyrus. I've never met the girl and Hannah Montana annoys the hell out of me, but I can't hold that against her. She does what they pay her to do. She's still gorgeous. I must meet her.

Pitchers Piss Me Off

I've said it. I can not stand pitchers anymore. Actually, I'm not sure whether it's the pitchers I can't stand or all the shitty batters in this league. There isn't a team with an ERA above 4 right now. And up until about a week ago, Bridgeport's team ERA was below 3. You know what is really funny about that last stat? Their batters suck so bad, they still can't win. This is a problem. A major problem that needs to be fixed. And fast. Why? Because Area 51 just paid out $22 million per year for 2 pitchers... for the next ten years. More on that in a bit.

"But Sean," you may be saying, "it's not like your a .300 hitter right now." Your right. I'm batting .272. The highest team average is .271. That's our team. I'm well above the league average (10th in the conference to be precise). Plus I have 6 HR, 8th in the conference; 48 RBI, 7th in the conference; I've scored 84 runs, by far first in the league; oh, and I've stolen 64 bases, second behind the one and only overhyped Cody DeSpain. See, I'm doing my part in attacking pitchers. Why can't anybody else figure it out?

You know another reason why this pisses me off? Because all I hear about around the league is the great pitching. Hardly ever is a great hitter mentioned. I'm so sick and tired of hearing about the Mike Lewis's, the Matt Eisenberg's, the Mikein Ostop's, or even the Cordelia Naismith's. Oh, don't even get me started down that road.

I'm doing it, I'm going to get off haha lane and turn straight down topical road. There is nobody that annoys me more than Cap Naismith right now. NOBODY!! I would rather hear a human interest story on Detroit's backup catcher than another report on Cordelia Naismith. It's all because she's a chick too. She's not really that good. Do the research. Go to JADSBL.com and look at through everybody's player bios. At the bottom it tells everyone's first career hit and home run. Cordelia was my first. And I've seen at least four or five other guys who have gotten their first off her as well. She's the league bike. Everyone is hitting that. It's no wonder she was injured for four weeks earlier this season. She was tired. And it's not that she's a woman, I'm not sexist like that Rios guy from Omaha. We all know that I love women. Sometimes a little too much. But let's get this one thing straight. I don't trust anyone in the locker room, and I mean anyone, that bleeds for 7 days straight and doesn't die.

Yeah, so about them pitchers. Let's start hitting the ball guys. Umm, yeah.