I'm sorry, I'm going to say it. I'm going to throw a teamate under the bus. It's against the "code", but it needs to be done. With that said, here goes:
James Srnka may be the biggest cock sucker in the league. I just can't help but to imply it. How else can a guy that's hitting .215 be an all-star? Sure he's got 18 HRs, but still, .215? That's rediculous. ADDITIONALLY, he's got four errors in right field!!
Your telling me this hack deserves to be an all-star more than a guy with these stats? .309 BA, 31 SB, team leader in almost every category, and only one error in 552 innings? Throw the host team a bone man. James Srnka does not deserve to be an all-star. Ask him yourself, and if he says he does, kick him hard in the shin. Anyone can hit 18 HRs if they step up to the plate swinging for the fences every time up. Srnka does that and it pisses me and the rest of the guys right the hell off. I'm pleading with the people in the league office. Do the right thing, pull the plug on sending Srnka to Bridgeport for the All-Star game and give the home fans some love. Put the only bright spot that sorry excuse for a team has in centerfield so those poor fans have something to cheer about. Shaun Gofenberg should be an all-star just for playing on that shitty ass team.
Another option would be to send yours truely. .311 BA, no errors in 400+ innings in center, only 1 error out of position in 175 innings at short, not to mention 39 runs scored. It's only just and fair. Anybody but Srnka. I plead with you all. And no, I'm not scared of Srnka, because I said it to his face. He kind of agrees. Except he keeps saying "18 home runs man. Chicks dig the long ball." Whatever dude, that's why you haven't gotten laid in the year that I've been here. What a douchebag.
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