Pitchers Piss Me Off

I've said it. I can not stand pitchers anymore. Actually, I'm not sure whether it's the pitchers I can't stand or all the shitty batters in this league. There isn't a team with an ERA above 4 right now. And up until about a week ago, Bridgeport's team ERA was below 3. You know what is really funny about that last stat? Their batters suck so bad, they still can't win. This is a problem. A major problem that needs to be fixed. And fast. Why? Because Area 51 just paid out $22 million per year for 2 pitchers... for the next ten years. More on that in a bit.

"But Sean," you may be saying, "it's not like your a .300 hitter right now." Your right. I'm batting .272. The highest team average is .271. That's our team. I'm well above the league average (10th in the conference to be precise). Plus I have 6 HR, 8th in the conference; 48 RBI, 7th in the conference; I've scored 84 runs, by far first in the league; oh, and I've stolen 64 bases, second behind the one and only overhyped Cody DeSpain. See, I'm doing my part in attacking pitchers. Why can't anybody else figure it out?

You know another reason why this pisses me off? Because all I hear about around the league is the great pitching. Hardly ever is a great hitter mentioned. I'm so sick and tired of hearing about the Mike Lewis's, the Matt Eisenberg's, the Mikein Ostop's, or even the Cordelia Naismith's. Oh, don't even get me started down that road.

I'm doing it, I'm going to get off haha lane and turn straight down topical road. There is nobody that annoys me more than Cap Naismith right now. NOBODY!! I would rather hear a human interest story on Detroit's backup catcher than another report on Cordelia Naismith. It's all because she's a chick too. She's not really that good. Do the research. Go to JADSBL.com and look at through everybody's player bios. At the bottom it tells everyone's first career hit and home run. Cordelia was my first. And I've seen at least four or five other guys who have gotten their first off her as well. She's the league bike. Everyone is hitting that. It's no wonder she was injured for four weeks earlier this season. She was tired. And it's not that she's a woman, I'm not sexist like that Rios guy from Omaha. We all know that I love women. Sometimes a little too much. But let's get this one thing straight. I don't trust anyone in the locker room, and I mean anyone, that bleeds for 7 days straight and doesn't die.

Yeah, so about them pitchers. Let's start hitting the ball guys. Umm, yeah.